I am so sorry for everything that follows. Walter wrote this himself and insisted quite forcefully that a thread needed to be made. Please try to retain your sanity.
Ahoy there! Weaponmaster Walter here! I assume you've just finished reading through this month's issue of WEAPONS WEEKLY and yer thinkin "OI That there WEAPONMASTER WALTER sure is a swell fellow. I ought ta thank him for dat invaluable advice in arming meself while strollin' about da worlda Lichon", right!? RIGHT. Well here's your chance to talk back to the man, the myth, the best Weaponmaster this side of Nali (and the other side too, acourse) and get me replies.
We'll be runnin' a few ol' things 'ere in this here column.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
COMPLAINTS/SUGGESTIONS (I doubt ye be havin' any a de forma, though)
'Ere's how it's gonna work then. If ye have any QUESTIONS for WEAPONMASTER WALTER (like, "OI. HOW YOU GET SO AWESOME!?") please Private Message the user Valor (the bloke who be posting this here column fer me.). Once we collected enough a these, There'll be a new column posted with all of me answers to each and every one of yer questions. They don't hafta be weapon related (but I wish they all were. I could go on fer hours about dem bladed beauties).
Fer TESTIMONIALS, that bein yer own experience with a weapon and wantin' to tell others. If ye made one of me weapons in the issue and want to tell others how right I am, post it 'ere with your good experiences! Was it easy to make? Difficult? How many heads did you cleave in a single swing? Let yer fellow friends know!
FAN MAIL can be posted right here in the column. Feel free to tell me how awesome you know I am. COMPLAINTS and SUGGESTIONS for how to improve next month's issues are also welcomed RIGHT HERE in the thread! Let's recap:
If you have a QUESTION for WEAPONMASTER WALTER that you want featured in a Q+A Column, Private Message the user Valor.
If you have a TESTIMONIAL for a weapon (positive or negative) that you'd want people to see, post it here in the the column! This way everyone can see how right I am about everything!
If you have any COMPLAINTS or SUGGESTIONS, post em here in the column.
Similarly, if you have any FAN MAIL for WEAPONMASTER WALTER that you don't want featured in a column, post it here in the column.
Dem's a lotta werds, but can ye blame me? I'm a writer afterall. Writin' Weaponmaster Walter. Maybe that should be the title of this Column. The there Valor so-and-so told me we needed to title this column appropriately. Don't worry, loyal readers, I'll make sure dat I get my way.
Edited by Valor, 28 January 2011 - 10:18 AM.