Official Penis Discussion thread
#45
Posted 27 January 2012 - 02:00 AM
So my girlfriend has an obsession with the movie Troy. She never stopped talking about it.
So to take a stab at shushing her continuous rambling, I shout out; "I'm naming my penis Troy!"
At first, it worked. She didn't like it, so she didn't talk about it.
But now... Whenever we talk about sexytimes, she never goes without mentioning, "Troy".
I don't know how I feel about it yet...
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#46
Posted 27 January 2012 - 02:09 AM
Guys... I had to return to correct my previous post.
So my girlfriend has an obsession with the movie Troy. She never stopped talking about it.
So to take a stab at shushing her continuous rambling, I shout out; "I'm naming my penis Troy!"
At first, it worked. She didn't like it, so she didn't talk about it.
But now... Whenever we talk about sexytimes, she never goes without mentioning, "Troy".
I don't know how I feel about it yet...
Keeper...good movie too lol.
#54
Posted 11 March 2012 - 02:22 PM
Heard an interesting thing on the radio today that Los Angeles have passed (or in the process of passing) a law saying that every male porn actor have to use a condom. This is supposed to protect actors from getting STD's according to a spokesperson for the group pushing this law.
In response to this, the porn industry had an outrage, threatening to move to another city, though most of the suggested locations weren't so keen to accepting them. One possible location to relocate to is Las Vegas, though the group pushing the law in LA claimed that if the porn moved, so would they.
Having this law would mean alienating a lot of the more "hard core" and alternative material produced, meaning great losses in income for the porn industry, as well as for LA itself, especially if the industry relocates.
What thoughts do all of you have on this?
#55
Posted 11 March 2012 - 02:30 PM
Don't know where else to put this as this seemed like the most relevant place. Anyway.. >.>
Heard an interesting thing on the radio today that Los Angeles have passed (or in the process of passing) a law saying that every male porn actor have to use a condom. This is supposed to protect actors from getting STD's according to a spokesperson for the group pushing this law.
In response to this, the porn industry had an outrage, threatening to move to another city, though most of the suggested locations weren't so keen to accepting them. One possible location to relocate to is Las Vegas, though the group pushing the law in LA claimed that if the porn moved, so would they.
Having this law would mean alienating a lot of the more "hard core" and alternative material produced, meaning great losses in income for the porn industry, as well as for LA itself, especially if the industry relocates.
What thoughts do all of you have on this?
Oh wow. This would be a blow to LA's economy, especially since California in general was hit badly in the collapse and because of Schwarzenegger's inefficiently-expensive green project.
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it."
— Mark Twain
“I divide my officers into four classes; the clever, the lazy, the industrious, and the stupid. Each officer possesses at least two of these qualities. Those who are clever and industrious are fitted for the highest staff appointments. Use can be made of those who are stupid and lazy. The man who is clever and lazy however is for the very highest command; he has the temperament and nerves to deal with all situations. But whoever is stupid and industrious is a menace and must be removed immediately!”
— General Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord
#57
Posted 11 March 2012 - 03:11 PM
Holy crap! I just looked out my window and saw a huge ball of fire in the sky!!!
Oh wait.....
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#60
Posted 11 March 2012 - 07:17 PM
[Today 07:02 PM] Kingroy: <.<
[Today 07:02 PM] Crimson Jazz: I know right!?!
[Today 07:02 PM] Kingroy: >.>
[Today 07:02 PM] Tengo Cash: Beiber is the man
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