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#41 Ralor

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Posted 18 October 2011 - 12:36 PM

I don't have a name for it, but I am circumcised. I'm happy with that decision, too. Less work. >_>;

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#42 Sodomize-it Soro

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:12 PM

HEY GUYS IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER POLL.

As inspired by Griever/Zal, I wanted to ask you all how long it typically takes you to masturbate - to completion - in any given session. What's the longest you've ever taken, both intentionally and unintentionally?

#43 Blade

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:14 PM

15 minutes my longest was about 40 minutes.

#44 Dexel Hydagara

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:19 PM

Usually 15 minutes, an hour at longest.

Really depends on how I feel/what I do. :I

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 02:00 AM

Guys... I had to return to correct my previous post.
So my girlfriend has an obsession with the movie Troy. She never stopped talking about it.
So to take a stab at shushing her continuous rambling, I shout out; "I'm naming my penis Troy!"
At first, it worked. She didn't like it, so she didn't talk about it.
But now... Whenever we talk about sexytimes, she never goes without mentioning, "Troy".

I don't know how I feel about it yet...
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Posted 27 January 2012 - 02:09 AM

Guys... I had to return to correct my previous post.
So my girlfriend has an obsession with the movie Troy. She never stopped talking about it.
So to take a stab at shushing her continuous rambling, I shout out; "I'm naming my penis Troy!"
At first, it worked. She didn't like it, so she didn't talk about it.
But now... Whenever we talk about sexytimes, she never goes without mentioning, "Troy".

I don't know how I feel about it yet...



Keeper...good movie too lol.

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 09:21 PM

This time, I'll ask the questions for the poll o.o

What's the longest you've ever gone without masturbating?

For me it'd be about a month and a half...

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#48 Sodomize-it Soro

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 09:22 PM

Thirteen years, give or take.

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 09:23 PM

Thirteen years, give or take.


You first fapped while you were 6...? O__o

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#50 Ralor

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 09:23 PM

A Month. I'll make a thread for our abstaining competitions.

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 09:24 PM

I would say it was around fourteen years, about the same as Porthos.

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#52 Dexel Hydagara

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 09:24 PM

Longest I've gone since I began?

2 weeks, almost.


Before I began?

10 or 11 years.

Edited by Dexel, 09 February 2012 - 09:26 PM.

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 09:24 PM

...I was seventeen when I started.
So... seventeen years.
I never got a moment alone. o-o EVER.

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Posted 11 March 2012 - 02:22 PM

Don't know where else to put this as this seemed like the most relevant place. Anyway.. >.>

Heard an interesting thing on the radio today that Los Angeles have passed (or in the process of passing) a law saying that every male porn actor have to use a condom. This is supposed to protect actors from getting STD's according to a spokesperson for the group pushing this law.

In response to this, the porn industry had an outrage, threatening to move to another city, though most of the suggested locations weren't so keen to accepting them. One possible location to relocate to is Las Vegas, though the group pushing the law in LA claimed that if the porn moved, so would they.

Having this law would mean alienating a lot of the more "hard core" and alternative material produced, meaning great losses in income for the porn industry, as well as for LA itself, especially if the industry relocates.

What thoughts do all of you have on this?
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Posted 11 March 2012 - 02:30 PM

Don't know where else to put this as this seemed like the most relevant place. Anyway.. >.>

Heard an interesting thing on the radio today that Los Angeles have passed (or in the process of passing) a law saying that every male porn actor have to use a condom. This is supposed to protect actors from getting STD's according to a spokesperson for the group pushing this law.

In response to this, the porn industry had an outrage, threatening to move to another city, though most of the suggested locations weren't so keen to accepting them. One possible location to relocate to is Las Vegas, though the group pushing the law in LA claimed that if the porn moved, so would they.

Having this law would mean alienating a lot of the more "hard core" and alternative material produced, meaning great losses in income for the porn industry, as well as for LA itself, especially if the industry relocates.

What thoughts do all of you have on this?


Oh wow. This would be a blow to LA's economy, especially since California in general was hit badly in the collapse and because of Schwarzenegger's inefficiently-expensive green project.

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#56 Dexel Hydagara

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Posted 11 March 2012 - 02:31 PM

Oh wow. This would be a blow to LA's economy


>spits out his tea<

Anyways...them wearing condoms would really have that big an effect? Color me surprised. o_O;

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Posted 11 March 2012 - 03:11 PM

You'd be surprised as to how many pornstars don't use condoms, Dex.

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#58 Sodomize-it Soro

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Posted 11 March 2012 - 07:12 PM

Why don't they just screen all of their actors for STDs when they hire them? >_>

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Posted 11 March 2012 - 07:16 PM

I thought that's what they do before shooting, They get the actors, test them for STD's and if they're clean they begin shooting. It's hard to believe that they don't test them.

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Posted 11 March 2012 - 07:17 PM

They make them test test each month or something last time I checked. Not that I check regularly.

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