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A Star Is Born [Unfinished RP.... actually WTF?]


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#1 Blade

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 07:27 PM

It was a beautiful blue day on this earth, or was it hmm... who gives a shit Pleasure B was too coked up to notice how the day looked or what planet he was on, He often saw purple elephants in his living room, for all he knew he could have been on mars.


" ohhhh yeahhhhh, that's the gooood shit. " Pleasure B, looked up at his mirror, wiping off some of the coke off his nose. He looked down on his glorious penis, giving it a good pat.

Pleasure B had invited a few rising stars to his house, he wanted to give them tips on his to become the best, to save the world from guys with no penis's.

Pleasure B looked at himself in the mirror, pretending not to notice his lazy eye. "

" Damn muthafucka, you so damn gooood ooohhhh yeahh muthafuckaaa, so sexehhh oh yeaaaah muthafuckaaaa. you so damn fine boiiii yea muthafuckaaa. "

Pleasure B noticed most of his hair was falling out, he loved the fact that each step he took his penis hit his leg, he had no clothes on. He quickly took another sniff of the cocaine and went to his living room where the noobs waited.


PS: IF WE DONT FINISH THIS RP KG WILL BE NO MOAR.


#2 Lexaeus

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 07:31 PM

Gaylord was playing Final Fantasy XIII-2 on his Playstation Vita as his host, the legendary Pleasure B, entered the room. He would keep playing until his attention was needed.

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 07:33 PM

Wrinkles leaned over to see what the young'n was up to. Upon seeing Lightning parading around in her armor, Wrinkles felt his heart speeding up. Until it stopped.

Wrinkles leaned over in his wheelchair, clutching his chest.

He was dead within seconds.

and that's why 90 year olds shouldn't do porn

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 07:36 PM

Pleasure B walked out to the living room where his guests waited. He walked over to the fridge where he got a fresh pack of cocaine. He took a knife and cut a line across the bag and set it on the table.

" Oh yeaaahhh muthafuckasss, yeah boiiiiii. you fellas here are mine yea boiiiiiiiii. "

Pleasure B wiggled his penis in a full circle showing off his remarkable skills.

" The world is in danger, we are the only hope, we are pornstars muthafuckasss. yea boiiiii, so fellers tell me bout urselves. "

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 07:39 PM

"YEAH! FOR VALHALLA! AND FOR WRINKLES! Hi, my name is Gaylord McGee, I'm an albino human. I love long walks on the beach in World of Warcraft, sexy female ladies in video games, and sexy real life female ladies, and sexy other things too."

He then took his pants off because it was so warm inside. It was like the sun was there.

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:11 PM

Pleasure quickly got a bag of fresh cocaine and poured it all over Wrinkles.

Then he like cast cura and wrinkles was like cool again and they all sniffed some more cocaine.

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:14 PM

Black Thunder was lounging casually on a couch when suddenly Pleasure B went CRAZY on the other old guy. He jumped off his couch and shouted, "DAYUM SON WHAT YOU DOIN!? GIMME SOMMADAT." He snatched the coke from Pleasure B and threw it across the room. Black Thunder thought it was a basketball.

He then looked at Wrinkles in his wheelchair and said, "HEY OLD bro WAKE UP." When he didn't respond, Black Thunder kicked the wheelchair over and threw his hands in the air as Wrinkles flopped about on the floor, quite lifeless. He shouted, "DAYUM SON DAT bro BE DEAD WE BETTA SCRAM 'FORE DA FUZZ FINDS US broAAZ."

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Kingroy: ( 4:40 PM - 02/10/14) u can't own black people

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:22 PM

With his last act of consciousness and life, Wrinkles ripped a massive fart that smelled absolutely horrid. It was his way of saying,

"Thanks guys. You've always been there for me in the past when I needed you. Shed no tears, for now I go on to a better place. A place full of light, and wonder, and more pussy than you can shake several sticks at. Do not mourn my passing, yet celebrate my life lived and the wonders that await each of you. You all are in my most treasured memories."

Also he crapped himself.

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#9 Blade

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:31 PM

GOD DAMMIT WHITE CHEESE STOP THROWIN MY COCAINE!

At this time Wrinkles had crapped himself and the legendary pleasure b no longer had interest in him, instead he praised him by taking a crap on his face.

He looked at the other two and replied

" Black people think theyre special cuz they can jump 30 feet in the air, god damn naggers think they special cuz they are born with a size 9 penis. god damn naggers. We must end their kind, WHITE POWER! "

Pleasure sniffed some cocaine, " fellers lets kill us some naggers "

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:34 PM

Black Thunder pimp slapped Pleasure B so hard the cocaine flew right back out of his nose. Black Thunder then screamed right in Pleasure B's face, "bro I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST SAY YOU GWINE TER KILL DEM broZ IN FRONT OF ME. I KILL YOU BITCH." Black Thunder then proceeded to pimp slap Pleasure B again.

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Kingroy: ( 4:40 PM - 02/10/14) u can't own black people

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:36 PM

Pleasure was insulted at this newbie standing up to him, his penis however got excited. But still Pleasure had to show him who was the pimp.

" You little nagger loving, piece of shat "

Pleasure grabbed his huge penis and slapped Black Thunder's penis as hard as he could.

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:40 PM

Black Thunder tore off his wife beater with a bloodcurdling battle cry as his dark black chest blocked out all light being shone on him. He shouted, "bro I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST SLAP MAH DICK WIT YO DICK NIGGGAAA PLEASE. I WILL KILL YOU bro I WILL END YOU RIGHT NOW."

Black Thunder then whipped out his trusty glok .45 and held it sideways pointed right at Pleasure B's pasty white, wrinkled face. Black Thunder then spat, his spit flying all over Pleasure B's face. "NOW WHAT YOU GON' DO bro!? I BLOW YO BRAINS OUT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW broAAAA."

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Kingroy: ( 4:40 PM - 02/10/14) u can't own black people

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:50 PM

Pleasure opened his mouth as he saw Thunders spit flying out of his mouth.

" You nagger loving shithead, throw me some more spit im thirsty "

Pleasure then ran over to his desk and grabbed his machete " Shoot me you nagger loving small dick, want to be pleasure fuckhead, i will dodge these bullets "


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Posted 22 February 2012 - 10:03 PM

Gaylord cried as the intentions of the fart reaches his heart and the fumes reached his nose. "He was such a good old fart." He continued to cry as the brawl in front of him continued.

But the sun got bigger, so he removed his shirt.

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