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#1 Lexaeus

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 07:59 PM

http://www.stanngulf...013/05/2013-Senior-Spirit.pdf

 

Form for my brother's graduation announced for the local populous. He doesn't want to share much after his goals, accomplishments, awards, scholarships. So I'll filling them in with awards and scholarships created by myself (to be of small monetary value, not sure if I'm breaking laws or anything.).

 

Here's what I got.

 

Future Goals

 

To take over the world with a ragtag team of commandos, a squad of three-headed dinosaurs, a ridiculous amount of knowledge of the sciences and their applications, the droids he was looking for, and a time machine that doesn't work, yet.

 

Granted I wrote this in five minutes, but because I want to write silly stuff all the silly stuff left the head. Need ideas. Funny ideas.

 

Let's hear 'em.


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#2 Lexaeus

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Posted 18 May 2013 - 08:26 PM

Double posting because you guys suck.

 

No really you all suck its why I'm never here.

 

:< I'm sorry, I love you all. Miss you.


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Posted 18 May 2013 - 10:31 PM

Scholarship for $1000 for fending off the Fire Nation when they attacked


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Posted 19 May 2013 - 03:09 PM

Scholarship for $1000 for fending off the Fire Nation when they attacked

Did you really just make this joke in two different threads?

 

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#5 Dexel Hydagara

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Posted 19 May 2013 - 06:05 PM

why not Zoidberg

 

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You forgot to write about a Snorlax.


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Posted 19 May 2013 - 07:01 PM

Did you really just make this joke in two different threads?

 

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Don't mock the joke if you can't think of one yourself, man.


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