Form for my brother's graduation announced for the local populous. He doesn't want to share much after his goals, accomplishments, awards, scholarships. So I'll filling them in with awards and scholarships created by myself (to be of small monetary value, not sure if I'm breaking laws or anything.).
Here's what I got.
To take over the world with a ragtag team of commandos, a squad of three-headed dinosaurs, a ridiculous amount of knowledge of the sciences and their applications, the droids he was looking for, and a time machine that doesn't work, yet.
Granted I wrote this in five minutes, but because I want to write silly stuff all the silly stuff left the head. Need ideas. Funny ideas.
Let's hear 'em.